A man was riding down the highway in his convertible, with a penguin riding next to him in the passenger seat. A police officer pulls them over; the officer gets out and sidles up to the driver’s side of the convertible.
“What do you think you’re doing with that penguin in your car!? He is a wild animal, he should be at a zoo! I am ordering you to take this penguin to the nearest zoo!” the police officer barked.
“Of course, you got it, Officer!” said the man, then drove off.
The next day, the police officer was patrolling the same highway and saw the same driver again with the penguin riding shot gun. But this time, the penguin was wearing a pair of sunglasses. The cop was fuming as he pulled them over a second time.
“What did I tell you about this penguin, mister!? Didn’t I tell you to take him to the zoo?”
“Yes, Officer. I did take him to the zoo! He had a great time, and today we’re going to the beach!”
It’s not a joke but since the main ingredient was “chuck” thought I would share…. if anyone tries this let me know!
Mississippi Roast Slow Cooker Recipe
added by Elizabeth Schoch
Don’t let the butter scare you! This roast was so delicious and moist. It has become a family favorite. You can make a side dish of mash potatoes or rice. There is plenty of juice!
Cook time: 7 Hr Prep time: 5 Min Serves: 8-10
Ingredients
“CHUCK” roast
1 pkg hidden valley ranch dressing mix
1 pkg mccormick au jus mix
1 stick butter
5 pepperoncini peppers
Directions
1. Place chuck roast in crock pot.
2. Sprinkle dry Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix, add packet of dry McCormick Au Jus mix, a stick of butter and 5 pepperoncini peppers. DO NOT ADD WATER!
3. Cook on low 7-8 hours.
What is red and smells like blue paint? …..Red paint!
A man was riding down the highway in his convertible, with a penguin riding next to him in the passenger seat. A police officer pulls them over; the officer gets out and sidles up to the driver’s side of the convertible.
“What do you think you’re doing with that penguin in your car!? He is a wild animal, he should be at a zoo! I am ordering you to take this penguin to the nearest zoo!” the police officer barked.
“Of course, you got it, Officer!” said the man, then drove off.
The next day, the police officer was patrolling the same highway and saw the same driver again with the penguin riding shot gun. But this time, the penguin was wearing a pair of sunglasses. The cop was fuming as he pulled them over a second time.
“What did I tell you about this penguin, mister!? Didn’t I tell you to take him to the zoo?”
“Yes, Officer. I did take him to the zoo! He had a great time, and today we’re going to the beach!”
It’s not a joke but since the main ingredient was “chuck” thought I would share…. if anyone tries this let me know!
Mississippi Roast Slow Cooker Recipe
added by Elizabeth Schoch
Don’t let the butter scare you! This roast was so delicious and moist. It has become a family favorite. You can make a side dish of mash potatoes or rice. There is plenty of juice!
Cook time: 7 Hr Prep time: 5 Min Serves: 8-10
Ingredients
“CHUCK” roast
1 pkg hidden valley ranch dressing mix
1 pkg mccormick au jus mix
1 stick butter
5 pepperoncini peppers
Directions
1. Place chuck roast in crock pot.
2. Sprinkle dry Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix, add packet of dry McCormick Au Jus mix, a stick of butter and 5 pepperoncini peppers. DO NOT ADD WATER!
3. Cook on low 7-8 hours.